13 Banned Cadences, That Guarantee An EO Or Sharp Complaint

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Let’s face it friends; the Military has gone soft and entirely toooooo PC. The EO and Sharp police truly take the fun out of being a Soldier.

Hell, I remember long runs up and down Ardennes Street screaming raunchy cadences at the top of my lungs.

Man, I miss the days before the fake rescue of Jessica Lynch

Here my friends is a tribute to days long past.

I present 13 banned cadences; guaranteed to have you sitting in front of the Commander if you have the BALLS to call them! Also Read: The 15 Most Iconic Marine Corps Cadences

GangBang Lulu

Gangbang Lulu
Bang away all day
Who we gonna gang bang
If Lulu goes away

Lulu is a good ole girl
So boys you are in luck
Every time we see her
She always wants to fuck

(Refrain)

Some girls work in factories
Some girls work in stores
Lulu lives in the red barracks
With forty other whores

(Refrain)

City girls use vasoline
Country girls use lard
Lulu uses axle grease
And bangs us twice as hard

(Refrain)

Some girls like it soft and slow
Some girls hard and fast
Lulu likes it hammered deep
Up her hairy ass

 

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Monkey From The Coconut Groove

Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove
He was a bad motor scooter you could tell by his clothes

He wore a four button diddy with a double knit stitch.
He was a c**t buckin mother *****n son of a b***h!

He had cast iron balls and a blue steel rod.
He could hip fire Vulcan and thought he was god.

Lined a hundred women up against a wall and on a two dollar bet said he could f***em all.
Well, he f***ed 98 till his balls turned blue.
Then backed off, jacked off and ****ed the other two!

Singing heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I feel alright now
Heyyyyyyyyyyyy really out of sight now


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Early Morning Rain

Got a letter in the mail
Go to war or go to jail
Got a letter in the mail
In the early morning rain

Got a letter from the man
Go to go to Vietnam
Got a letter from the man
In the early morning rain

With my weapon in my hand
And a pocket full of sand
With my weapon in my hand
In the early morning rain

See ol’ Charlie on the ridge
Call for fire and blow the grid
See ol’ Charlie on the ridge
In the early morning rain

See ol’ Charlie in the grass
50-cal will bust his azz
See ol’ Charlie in the grass
In the early morning rain

Got the enemy to my front
And the ocean to my rear
Wounded dying’s all I hear
In the early morning rain

As I’m laying here to rest
Caught a bullet in the chest
Tell my boy I’ve done my best
In the early morning rain

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Little Paratrooper

Momma told Sally not to go downtown,
Too many Paratroopers hanging around,
Sally got the ass, and she went anyway
And all she wore was a neglige

Three months later she began to swell,
Six months later you could really tell,
Nine months later out it came…
A Little Paratrooper swingin’ a chain.
Singin’ A.I.
R.B.
O.R.
N.E.
Airborne, Ranger
Halo, Danger.

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Napalm Sticks To Kids

A-10 A-10 flying high
drop that napalm from the sky.
See those kids over by the river
drop some napalm an’ watch them quiver.
‘Cause napalm sticks to kids!
Napalm sticks to kids!

See those kids over by the lake
drop some napalm watch them bake.
‘Cause napalm sticks to kids!
Napalm sticks to kids!

See those kids hidin’ in the grass
shove some napalm up their ass!
‘Cause napalm sticks to kids!
Napalm sticks to kids!

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Yellow Bird

A yellow bird
With a yellow bill
Was sitting on my window sill
I lured him in
with a piece of bread
then I crushed
his fucking head

The doctor came
to check his head
indeed he said,
this bird is dead

The moral of the story is,
You want some head,
You need some bread!

Oh me oh my,
I’m such a clutz,
I missed his head,
And I crushed his nuts!

A little mouse
With little feet
sitting on
my toilet seat
I pushed him in
I flushed him down
then I laughed as he went round and round.

A little pup,
A tiny dog,
Was sitting on,
My table saw,
I picked him up,
Like a piece of meat,
And then I chopped,
Off all his feet!

A little kitten,
A tiny Cat,
Was sitting on,
My front door mat,
I picked him up,
And I watched him purr,
And then I rubbed,
Off all his fur!

The doctor came
to check his head
indeed he said,
this bird is dead

A little mouse
With little feet
was sitting on
my toilet seat
I pushed him in
I flushed him down
then I laughed as he drowns!

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In The Morning

Nothing could be finer
Than to be in your vagina
In the morrrrrrrrrning

Nothing could be sweeter
Than your lips around my peter
In the morrrrrrrning

Where my morning Glory
Swirl around the floor
Whisper a sexy story
I’d like to feel once more

Stroking on my girlie
Her dew is hot and pearly
Early in the morning

Our eyes all a-flutter
We awake and kiss each other
at dawwwwwwwwwning

If I had a magic lamp for one day
I’d wish a wish and here’s what I’d say
Nothing could be finer than to be in your vagina
IN THE MORRRRRRRRRRNING

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My Girls A Vegetable

My girl’s a vegetable
She lives in a hospital
But I would do anything
To keep her alive

She has a green TV
It’s called an EKG
But I would do anything
To keep her alive

She has no arms or legs
That’s why we call her pegs
But I would do anything
To keep her alive

Sometimes I play a joke
Pull the plug and watch her choke
But I would do anything
To keep her alive

Each time she breaths in air
She sounds like Darth Vader
But I would do anything
To keep her alive

She prefers pureed food
Sucks it down with a plastic tube
But I would do anything
To keep her alive

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My CO’s Daughter

One, Two, Three and a quarter
I’ve got a date with the CO’s Daughter.
One, Two, Three and a di-ime.
I told ‘im I’d have her home by ni-ine.

Even though she looks a chi-ild,
Man, oh man that girl is wild.
But C-O, C-O, he’s a suck-er.
He don’t know that I’m gonna … kiss her.

Three months later and all was well,
but four months later she began to swell.
9 months later and out he came,
a baby paratrooper bearin’ my name.

CO said with a big ol’ grin, Be a good dad or be a private again.

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Whip Me, Beat Me

Whip me, beat me, I need love
Let me feel that leather glove!

Swing it round and let it crack
Lay that whip across my back

Walk spike heels up and down my back
Fishhooks through my scr0tum sack

Whips and chains now they’re a blast
Lets go baby, spank my azz!

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Booger Hangin

Well I got a booger hanging outta my nose,
I flick it off and see where it goes.

Now I gotta booger sticking on my hand,
I shake it off and see where it lands.

Now I gotta booger sticking to my belt,
It’s the biggest booger I ever felt.

Now I gotta booger sticking on my knee,
I wish the booger would leave me be.

Now I gotta booger sticking to my shoe,
I wish the booger would stick to you.

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Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Rolling rolling rollin’
Oh my feet are swollen
Don’t let your dingle dangle dangle in the mud
Pickup your dingle dangle, give it to your bud

Rolling rollin’ rollin’
Oh my ankles are swollen
Don’t let your dingle dangle dangle in the dirt
Pickup your dingle dangle, put it in your shirt

Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’
Oh my legs are swollen
Don’t let your dingle dangle dangle on the ground
Pickup your dingle dangle, toss it all around

Rolling rollin’ rollin’
Oh my knees are swollen
Don’t let your dingle dangle dangle in the track
Pickup your dingle dangle, put it in your pack

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I Wish That All The Ladies

I wish that all the ladies
were bricks in a pile
and I was a mason
I’d lay them all in style

Hey, hey mama rita
I love my Mamacita

I wish that all the ladies
were pies on a shelf
and I was a baker
I’d eat’em all myself

Hey, hey mama rita
I love my Mamacita

I wish that all the ladies
were holes in the road
and I was a dump truck
I’d fill’em with my load

Hey, hey mama rita
I love my Mamacita

I wish that all the ladies
were statues of venus
and I was a sculptor
I’d break’em with my

Hey, hey mama rita
I love my Mamacita


7 Comments
  1. Reply
    Donald Howard November 2, 2016 at 1:52 PM

    Heres a couple more. She wore a —–

    Around the town she wore a big white tampon’
    she wore it in the spring time in the very month
    of may. If you asked her why the hell she wore it,
    she wore it to keep the blood from runnin down her leg.

    Around the town she wore a strap on dildo, she wore it
    in the spring time in the very month of May. If you asked
    her why the hell she wore it, she wore it for her lezzie who
    was coming by today.

    If I should die

    If I should die on the Russian front, bury me with a Russian
    cunt.
    Sound off, 1-2, sound off, 3-4, sound off 1-2-3-4.

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    Gary November 2, 2016 at 3:52 PM

    Here’s a few more verses for Napalm…

    Flyin’ low and feelin’ mean
    See a family sittin’ by a stream
    Tickle the trigger and hear ’em scream
    Cause Napalm sticks to kids

    In the morning, in the sun
    Killin’ kids is so much fun
    Pregnant women, two for one
    Cause Napalm sticks to kids

    Charlie he won’t ever learn
    He don’t think his clothes will burn
    Hear them crackle, see them fizz
    Cause Napalm sticks to kids

    14 kids in a free fire zone
    Swinging their books and walkin’ alone
    Half of one will make it home
    Cause Napalm sticks to kids

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    Charles November 2, 2016 at 5:19 PM

    My personal favorite is when my buddy freestyle a cadence for his CO, He said “I don’t know but I’ve been told a dead woman’s pussy is mighty cold! Sound off 1,2…” The CO was a woman. She didn’t laugh, at all.

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    Daryl Noonan November 2, 2016 at 5:37 PM

    my “go to” was always

    “Burn the Village and Kill the People,
    Spread Napalm throughout the square,
    Do it on a Friday morning,
    as they hear the call to Prayer

    Give your candy to the children,
    Wait for them to gather round.
    Then pull out your M-16
    mow the little fuckers down.

  5. Reply
    Victor Hutchings November 3, 2016 at 12:02 PM

    Or, I know a girl all dressed in brown She makes her livin’ goin’ up and down Elevator operator, elevator operator Elevator operator, lefty right a left

  6. Reply
    Cringe November 10, 2016 at 10:33 AM

    since before fake jessica rescue? these have been banned since at least 1980

    • Reply
      MSG Geardo November 10, 2016 at 1:59 PM

      Please, I learned most of these cadences running up and down Ardennes in the late nineties. I remember calling them as late as 2003 while going through ANCOC.

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